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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

  • me:

    i am actually so happy with my life right now for once

  • next day:

    *everything fucks up*

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

fyeahcooldormrooms:

Loyola University Chicago, Mertz Hall

fyeahcooldormrooms:

Loyola University Chicago, Mertz Hall

ma-cherie-moretz:

God damn, Chloë…

ma-cherie-moretz:

God damn, Chloë…

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake